Fire burns Google Cloud India’s network, which remains slow a week later 
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Conclave is the sound of a NYC summer block party 
The Verge 13h ago
Unlock a party. | Image: Conclave I have this vivid memory of walking to pick up my oldest from school in June of 2022. For a variety of reasons, I was in a very bad place mentally. And to make matters worse, it was brutally hot.
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SK Hynix to boost memory production 3x ... you can wait another 8 years, right? The Register 2d ago
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Holy git! Microsoft code-sharing site suffers downtime, despite move to Azure The Register 2d ago
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MX Linux 25.2 provides possible refuge from AI as well as systemd The Register 2d ago
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A Love Story 
The Pudding 6d ago
Tracking 1,000+ people through the ups and downs of their relationships