How AI drove Shopify back to clean code 
The Register 6h ago
Turns out, agents just want the same things as humans: easily-readable code, explicit contracts, and helpful feedback
General
BOFH: This printer engineer knows every trick in the book The Register 11h ago
But so does this customer
How the Words We Teach English Language Learners Changed 
The Pudding 15h ago
How the words we teach English language learners changed
Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info The Register 20h ago
(Security) hole-ier than thou
AMD vibe codes its way past the CUDA moat with ROCm.AI The Register 21h ago
Hey Claude, optimize this model for me
Europol flags 4,340 'horrific' URLs linked to The Com The Register 22h ago
Stop the spread (of online recruiting and propaganda)
Tech leaders issue letter to train Uncle Sam about value of open weight AI The Register 23h ago
Can you guess who didn't sign on to the group letter?
Dev accidentally commits Copilot binary to FreeBSD ports repo The Register 1d ago
Git is aptly named: it isn’t easy – but there are alternatives
Flock cameras go up in flames as cops hunt suspected firebugs The Register 1d ago
Two license plate readers torched in Georgia amid backlash against the surveillance network
Veterans Affairs signs $1.6B deal for an army of Salesforce AI agents The Register 1d ago
Makes agreement under nose of Oracle, which gets its own $7 billion defense deal
SpaceX to try its luck again with Starship Flight 13 after engines and weather say no The Register 1d ago
Replacement Raptors head for liftoff without a static fire test
Uncle Sam tells overseas cybercrooks their visas are canceled The Register 1d ago
Policy targets online scammers, sextortionists, and potentially their immediate families
LG kills McAfee pop-up after Windows boss steps in The Register 1d ago
Advert gets the chop, but the silent app installation mechanism remains untouched
Fujitsu joins £14.9B UK framework despite public sector bid freeze The Register 1d ago
Supplier says the Horizon-era pause only stops it chasing work from new government customers
Burnham wants Big Ecommerce to bankroll Britain's pubs The Register 1d ago
Online marketplaces could find themselves buying the next round as the PM looks to tax ecommerce to save the local
Google meets the neighbors and gets both barrels over its new UK datacenter The Register 1d ago
The Reg was there as locals aired grievances over poor communication, noise, and light pollution at Waltham Cross facility
This unpronounceable series of glyphs is an incredible side project from Kieran Hebden (aka Four Tet) 
The Verge 5d ago
Sure is a lot of porcelein in there. | Image: Kieran Hebden Just why? ʅ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡(̸̢̛̼̞̭͋ͅ)̸͚̰͛̔̾̀̿͒͂:̴͓̞̑̌̂̆̊͋̀:̸͎̟̯̂̓̌ ҉ ͡ ͞ ͞ ͞ ҉● ࿀ ● ࿀ ● ҉⃝ ⃝͢ ͞ ͘ ͞⃝̕ ͢ ̛ ⃝ ̸ ̡ ͢⃝̧ ͡ ͡ ̀ ̧ ̢⃝͜ ҉ ͞ ͞ ⃝͞ ͞ ͡⃝ ⃝҉҈҉҈҉҈҉҈҉҈҉ :̶̢͙͙͕̠̩͆(̷̮͍͚̫͚͂̍)̵̳̗̊( ̟̞̝̜̙̘̗̖҉̵̴̨̧̢̡̼̻̺̹̳̲̱̰̯̮̭̬̫̪̩̦̥ What am I supposed to do with...